Eurovision 2019 Betting

Forgot all about it, when is it?
I'll have a listen to the songs in a wee while after I've sunk a couple lol.

Fcuk that's soon come round, just hope the cup doesn't go into extra time and pens lol.

I'm surprised to see a song go odds on in Eurovision, don't recall that happening before although I may be wrong.
Is it that good? like I say I'll have listen in a wee while and cast my expert opinion

Ere, why the fuck are Australia competing in the Eurovision Song Contest? Last time I looked they were on the complete opposite side of the world to Europe

They've been in it for a good few yrs now Seen.
Money talks and because the Eurovision is popular in Aus they moved the borders

I'll just throw the odds up so I know what I'm supposed to be listening to.

I'll start back to front as not to prejudice myself

Israel: Home


The fcukers been running barefoot in the mountain tops so it's not hard to see he's an outside shot.
Don't know whether this is a story or a song, ohh he's hitting some rhythm now but it's not improving much.

Nahh just as it got going it ended, I was expecting a bit of 'tie a yellow ribbon round the old oak tree' there to ooomph it up a bit but it never reached those heights.

Germany: Sister Sister


Ehhm, don't know why this is the outside shot, I know I've only listened to two so far lol but it's miles better than the Israeli pile of shite.

It would sound a lot better without all that base imo.
Like the Israeli song it never really get's going and just as you think it will it finishes.

San Marino: Say Na Na Na


This'll be interesting, don't think I've heard a San Marino song b4.
Not being funny but it sounds like the Munsters, The women are chirping in now but just singing nah, ne, nah.
Two minutes later and they're still fcuking singing nah ne nah, how bad is this lol.

What are the odds on this finishing last? because surely there can't be anything worse.

Albania: Ktheju Tokës (Put another sausage on the barbeque)



looking forward to this as I know the Albanians see themselves more western than Eastern European so are always willing to impress.

Ehhm, I got that totally wrong, apart from the Batman suit she's wearing there's nothing Western European about this one.
More of a chant than a song, could see me sat down with the Dalai Lama talking shite with this playing in the background.

This song is so Eastern it's gone Asian, not that that's a bad thing but it's not the sort of Jolly that usually does well.
Odds are about right on this one I'd say.

Estonia: Storm


I'm expecting middle of the road here so lets see........

And I'm not disappointing, sounds very American countryish.
I like this, best I've heard so far although that's not very hard to be honest.

Even my foots tapping now which is a good sign.

This is the first one on my shorlist, that's not to say it'll be there by the time I've finished listening to them all.

Can't believe that last one is 300/1, I'm still humming the bastard.

United Kingdom: Bigger Than Us


Here we go, guaranteed to be last b4 I even listen to it.

Another UK ballad, maybe we're trying too hard to follow the Irish who always do well with these type of songs but somebody needs to tell them that was the early 80's.
This sounds like something I've heard before but I can't quite put my hand on it.

What a load of shite, way too repetitive, how many fcuking 'Bigger' lines can they fit in.