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Updates after the battle of the Austro-Hungarian Empire

Swoops draw/Hungary 9.2 (scores 6pts)
Colbro Hungary scores 3.5 to more than double his previous tally

Swoops 14.37
Traeth 14.1 pts
Winrew 13.7
Seen 11.33pts and ODM 11.33

Punter 9.5
Colbro 6.9
Slick 6.87
RCgills 6.67
SteveUK 3.74
Keggers 2.68

Howson is still yet to trouble the scorers (obviously)

Is it too early to post this.....

Portugal draw for Keggers at a massive 17 gets Keggers the second maximum 6 points of the day

Swoops 14.37
Traeth 14.1 pts
Winrew 13.7
Seen 11.33pts and ODM 11.33

Punter 9.5
Keggers 8.68
Colbro 6.9
Slick 6.87
RCgills 6.67
SteveUK 3.74


Howson is not available at the moment - please leave a message

"Slovakia to beat Russia who were fucking awful against England 4.5"

Spot on ODM, well done. Also Keggers, SteveUK and Colbro

Updated table

ODM 14.83
Swoops 14.37
Traeth 14.1 pts
Winrew 13.7

Keggers 12.18
Seen 11.33pts
Colbro 10.4
Punter 9.5
SteveUK 7.24
Slick 6.87
RCgills 6.67


Zero the field

After a brilliant manoeuvre to take the lead, the modest but handsome ODM puts his foot down and calmly accelerates away from the chasing pack

ODM scores 2.3 total 17.13
Swoops 14.37
Traeth scores 2.3 =16.4 pts
Winrew 13.7

Seen scores 2.3 = 13.53
Keggers 12.18
Punter scores 2.3 = 11.8
Colbro 10.4
SteveUK scores 2.3 = 9.54
Slick scores 2.3 = 9.17
RCgills scores 2.3 = 8.97


Zero the field

France Albania game

Under 2.5 goals 2.2
Howson
Kegman
RCgills

France 1.2
SteveUK

Draw 6
Colbro

Draw /France 3.75
Punter
Swoops
Winrew
Traeth
Slick
and Seen

France/France 1.66
ODM

I think I can safely say that we're all cheering for a 1-0 Albania win for him.

Not me - 3.0 France win with a Giroud couple would be vey nice

Only two non-scorers in that game. No need to go into detail on who they were.

Traeth scores 2.75 =19.15 pts to jump into the lead (is this an omen on the day of the big clash between the lions and the dragons?)
ODM no score, total 17.13
Swoops scores 2.75 = 17.12 - oooooooooooh close!
Winrew scores 2.75 =16.45 to keep Seen out of the play-off places

Seen scores 2.75 = 16.28
Punter scores 2.75 = 14.55
Keggers scores 1.2 = 13.38
Slick scores 2.75 = 11.92
Colbro no score 10.4
RCgills scores 1.2 = 10.17
SteveUK scores 0.2 = 9.74
Howson scores 1.2


I've been interrupted half a dozen times when doing this so please, please check your scores. There will be no live updates today or over the weekend as I will be piss .... indisposed. I've had three days off work and it feels like a fucking lifetime I've been so fucking busy. Day off tomorrow to recover from today's hangover and then on Saturday.... we go again. Christening on Sunday but I'm pretty sure I won't be the first person to leave floating carrots in the font.

Oh well, enough - Just time to update my donkeys for the day and I'm out before 12.

Isn't it Boyo! Good luck for today mate - I hope Wales play well (and lose, obviously). Unlike those ignorant Haggis munching mob from up North (I say up North, most of the fuckers seem to be down here!) I've always had a soft spot for Wales (possibly because I've got a Welsh surname - tried tracing my ancestors back once but went back to the early 1800s and the fuckers were still in England then). I don't blame the players or the fans for winding up the English, they've had plenty of shit to put up with over the years so they take their chance while they can.

Of course if they win they'll become unbearable and I'll have to fucking hate you but, until then fingers crossed for a good game.

It's a sign of the times that someone could quite easily get away with saying that Bale looks like a monkey, yet if you said the same thing about....say......Sterling for example..... you'd get stoned to death.

Gareth Bale looks like a fucking monkey.

Thank God he's gone; even if only for the weekend it's a most welcome hiatus.