ODM's clueless adventure 2013/14

Err excuse me, you had 10pts on Bristol Rovers @ 6/4 thank you very much.

Oh Sorry Punt,I hope he doesnt think im being overly presumptuous,but ive ordered ODM meals on wheels you know,and guess what,its the Bank Holiday special,lucky boy

oh yes so he has,he does need some new slippers tho,

You'll have to excuse me bash, I'm an old fcuker now and cant even remember what I did this morning.

Got to got now - Sunday afternoon is basket weaving.

To summarise then:

Bets 1 and 2 in week one returned the stakes exactly (1 win and 1 loss)

Bet 3 Villa - lost 10pts
Bet 4 WHU DNB returned stakes
Bet 5 Hull Won +15 pts
Bet 6 Sunderland DNB returned stakes
Bet 7 Derby won +13
Bet 8 Bournmouth DNB lost 10 pts
Bet 9 Pompey DNB returned stakes
Bet 10 Aldershot lost 15pts
Bet 11 Bristol R won 15pts

I make that a small profit of 8pts on the day (and therefore, cumulative to date).

There's also a nice bit of symmetry going on with

Week 1. 1 win and 1 loss
Week2. 3 wins 3 losses and 3 pushes.

I like it.

Same again for next weekend chaps

There's enough positivity around Cardiff's chances to tempt me into a Draw no bet at a very backable 5/4, 12 pts staked

Norwich, same comments apply, 10 pts DNB at evens

Kegman's tablets have somehow managed to wage war on the common sense receptor in his brain as he's gone for a Man United win. It's sad to see such a once great tipster who's faculties have finally deserted him. We all wish him a speedy recovery. Until then, he can shove his 6/4 on United along with his rectal thermometer. I'm fancying an in form Liverpool team to do the Mancs to be honest but it's all about the members, and as Slick (along with others) showed that they know considerably more about the game than I do, I'll have to go for the draw for 10 pts at 12/5.

West Ham to beat Stoke 10pts at evens

West Brom DNB v Swansea 10/11 which I think is a little skinny to be honest but 10pts nontheless

Differences of opinion around the Newcastle Fulham game. Fulham look a big price at 6/4 DNB but I've delved a bit deeper and I'm looking at the asian handicap and Fulham at 0.25 at 11/10 which as I understand it (and someone will no doubt correct me if I'm wrong), means that if I put 10pts on and Fulham win, I get 11pts profit and if they draw I get 5.5 pts profit. Is that right? 10pts on that.

I think that just leaves in the prem Spurs to beat Arsenal DNB 15pts 6/4 . Mention of Sunderland possibly sneaking a win over Palace but is that enough for a bet? Go on then 10 pts DNB at 11/10.

Going to struggle to get through all the leagues at this rate I think

Championship

I've missed Slick's tip for QPR and, in reality, it's another one that I wouldn't have fancied that's gone on to win

I'll go with Slick on the Forest selection. Asian handicap 0.25 11/10 15pts

Punter's Huddersfield DNB 19/20 15pts

Colbro's Ipswich DNB 11/10 10pts

Kegman's Reading to beat Yeovil 15pts evens

Leagues 1 and 2

Plymouth DNB 11/10 10pts

Bury 5/4 . Slick originally but with hotspur's support, I'll make this a 20 pointer

Accrington 11/8 10 pts

I'll click now as kick off is upon us

Still 0-0 in the Conference game so 10 pts on Punter's Luton bet.

Done

10 pts lost

1 win 1push 1 loss = level so far

10 pt loss

1 win 1 push 4 losses - 30pts

2 more losses, 25 pts, -55 on the day so far, 1 win 1 push 6 losses. Fucking disaster

At last, a winner 15pts

1 win 1 push 2 lost = -15pts
totals
2 wins 2 push 8 lost = -70pts

Rounding off nicely with two more losses.

2 wins 2pushes 10 losses. A loss of 100pts on the day, 92pts down on the thread.





You people have let me down. More than that, you've let the forum down, your families down and, most of all, you've let yourselves down. You need to all buy a mirror and have a long hard look at yourself between now and next weekend. Think about it people and get back to me with some winners.