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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by slick, Aug 8, 2011.

  1. slick

    slick Administrator

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    News just in that an ISIS suicide bomber has killed himself and 25 family members after deciding to work from home.
  2. rcgills

    rcgills Moderator

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    If you get an email with the title Ding Dong, whatever you do, don't open it.

    It's the Jehovahs, they've started working from home.
  3. slick

    slick Administrator

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    This stupid panic buying is getting ridiculous.
    I've just paid £15 for Oxo cubes... The stock market has gone crazy!!
  4. slick

    slick Administrator

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    I remember when l used to cough to try to disguise a fart now l fart to disguise a cough
  5. Punter

    Punter Moderator

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    Just been to Morrisons and watched a bloke buy all the crabs, lobsters and mussels.

    I thought you shellfish bastard.
    SAMOAN and slick like this.

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